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Friday Movie Review : Karthik Calling Karthik – Missed Call

// March 12th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Movies, Reviews

“She was very adamant that I should watch this movie as she loves Farhan Akhtar and Deepika. After I said I am going on Tuesday, she got jealous that I am watching this movie without her”

After a ‘Ok’ dinner, we 5 friends barged in to Seasons for Karthik Calling Karthik cracking gay jokes on two of our friends…. Farhan Akhtar as Karthik is a lame construction company employee who is bullied by his boss, peers and even the house owner. A low self esteem and an high self pity even doesn’t allow him to send 1300 odd emails which he had written to his office crush Shonali (Deepika), an architect who doesn’t even know that this guy exists. Everything changes when he gets a call from himself on the morning of his birthday. The voice empowers him, makes his career, gets his girl and changes him for the good. The ruckus starts when he reveals about his voice to Shonali. He loses all what he got as the voice playing havoc in to his life. He takes a blind journey to stop getting calls from the voice. The reason and the ending ends up after a long tedious journey for us.

The biggest problem of KCK is that it is not well defined – a romantic flick, a psycho thriller or romantic thriller? What it is?. You are just as confused as Vijay Lalwani the director. Farhan is awesome. We have seen him flamboyant in his previous movies, here he not even convinces but excels as a loser (in simple terms). Deepika is suave, stylish and sexy too.. (who is the costume designer). The romance in the first of the movie simply takes your heart away. Funny one-liners and interludes bring you smiles.

But when you enter in to the second part of the movie, you are just surprised whether it’s the same director who did the first half. The screen play goes haywire, illogical and the stupid justification which he gives how Karthik is Calling Karthik. Phir bhi Schizophrenia.. Give that psychological disorder a break guys. Shankar-Ehsan-Loy sound great in Hey Ya and Uff Teri Ada. The background score of Medival Punditz and Karsh Kale is perfect for a thriller. The movie seemed to be canned just to prove Farhan as a versatile actor. It proves  but don’t we know it. Farhan make more movies man, you are a better director than those craps running around…

Karthik Calling Karthik – missed call. Give the last half an hour a miss, even then you will understand the movie. 2.5/5

The worst part is after the movie one couple were discussing.

Girl : it’s a chic flick

Guy: nice thriller.

I was like ‘dudes’

PS: If you want a perfect portrayal of schizophrenia, watch a lesser known Tamil movie called Kudaikul Mazhai by Parthiban (if you get a headache, don’t blame me). You can also settle down with a DVD of  A Beautiful Mind :)

You could have crossed the Skies..

// March 4th, 2010 // 7 Comments » // Movies, Reviews, video

I don’t remember the last intense romantic movie that I saw in Tamil. I found the fact funny at the start of the review but that’s what the plight of Tamil Movies in the recent past. Get this right, Vinnai Thandi Varuvayava is not a classic but a honest and intense romance which has it’s heart at the right place. (more…)

Movie Review: Aadhavan – The Sun Never Rose

// October 19th, 2009 // 14 Comments » // Movies, Reviews

For the last few years, I have never ended a Deepavali without watching a new release and it’s part and parcel of Deepavali celebrations in Tamil Nadu. This year with all the biggies except Surya opting out, we were left with Aadhavan for our Deepavali movie.

We were left with Mayajaal (Home Theatre, that’s the nickname for the multiplex) as Sathyam opened with red boxes in online booking and Sangam went to the Fans association (!).

When you go to a KS Ravikumar movie, you can be sure of two things – the movie will have pucca masala of songs, dance, comedy, sentiment, action etc and you will not get bored watching the movie. As a producer’s director, he has a success rate of almost 80% of his movies becoming box-office hits. (the one which failed initially was his best)

Aadhavan will not bore you, nor will it interest you. It will be just another Tamil movie with just another big hero with just another borrowed storyline with just another predictable ending. Will it be a just another hit? May be ( That’s for you to decide)

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Aadhavan ( Surya), a hitman working under his foster father (Sayaji Shinde) is hired to kill a judge (Murali) who is investigating an organ trade scam, by Reddy (Rahul Dev). He misses the shot and vouches, that he will kill the judge at any cost. He joins as a household servant through Vadivelu in Judge’s huge family headed by Grand Mother (Saroja Devi).

Aadhavan slowly enters in to the hearts of the family members (yawn $&@?) as he says he is the long lost son (Madhavan) of the Judge, who ran away because of a murder. Thara (Nayanthara), Madhavan’s aunt’s daughter falls in love with Surya. After mix-ups and mash ups, with a predictable Tamil movie climax, all ends well.
Aadhavan is produced by Udhayanidhi Stalin with KS Ravikumar as the Director. The music composed by Harris Jayaraj, cinematography by Ra.Ganesh and edited by Don Max.

Pluses

1. The comedy in the first half. You have guaranteed laugh riot with Vadivelu and Surya. I think only KS Ravikumar can infuse such comic situations in to such movie plots.

2. Surya – he fights, he romances, imitates MGR, Sivaji, Kamal and Rajini, takes daredevil risks, excels excellently in comedy and even emotes well in Senti Scenes.

3. The cinematography – is awesome in songs and fantastic in fight sequences. A visual treat indeed.

4. It was wonderful to see Anand Babu back in screen, dancing as he  is used to ( leaving away his funny hairdo)

Minuses

1. The sagging second half and the big pot holes in the screenplay. The time lines are extremely compensated and at one point you don’t understand where the story is happening (Kolkata or Darjeeling)

2. The music is not even average. I think Harris Jayaraj is running out of commercial loops. Except Hasili Fisliye, others are not interesting and provide bumper speed breakers for the movie. (Does that tribal song “Maasi Maasi” resemble Mayya Mayya from Guru?)

3. The CG in the flash back is a shame to the improving quality of CG in Tamil Movies. If the implementation is bad, any concept goes for a toss. Pathetically implemented and I felt Ramanarayanan’s Amman movies were better

4. Some of the fight sequences could have been made better. I dunno when will they stop using Surya in parkour sequences and this one is a straight lift from Casino Royale ( Dont worry. It’s only for few minutes !!!)

5. You can’t count the number of people in that family. I don’t understand the point. Were the whole bunch cast for “Varayo” Song or vice versa?

6. Did I see a Tata Docomo ad in the paper read by Saroja Devi in the flashback sequence? Wake up Guys, you are in a movie industry where a guy acquired 1940s Anandha Vikatan to authenticate a time line.

In short a movie which was produced by Udhayanidhi, directed by Ravikumar, acted by Surya with the name Aadhavan, it never rose to the expectations.*

A 2 Stars/ 5 just for first half comedy and Surya.

*PS: All have names either of the Sun God or names derived from the Sun God.

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How about What's Your Raashee?

// October 6th, 2009 // 9 Comments » // Movies, Reviews

“How about what’s your Raashee?” asked my friend Hima. I said “No way. I heard it’s too long for romantic comedy. And I can’t tolerate Harman Baweja”. “Hey, you like Ashutosh’s movie right. You even saw his Swades”. “Swades was different. I think it’s a wonderful movie”… ” I heard it’s a nice movie” , joined Chinmaya. I should have thought twice when a guy who doesn’t know hindi and a guy who loves mindless Sharukh movies says it…

“Oh, we already booked and you are coming”. I was like “what?”.. I made up my mind to sleep well as it was a night show and that too you get awesome seats in Seasons (Sathyam). We (Myself, Hima and Chinmaya) were just on time after a simple dinner at Noodle House.

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Movie Review: Anandha Thandavam- Sujatha will not smile

// April 15th, 2009 // 5 Comments » // Movies, Reviews

I love Sujatha’s writings. I grew up with his writings. He is always futuristic in his concepts, radical and thought provoking. I read most of his series through my Mom’s collections from Kumudham and Anandha Vikatan.

Pirivom Santhippom was one such story which was written in 1983 ( one year after my birth) and I think I read it around 1996.. ( a concept which was too much for a 14 Yr old). I loved the story and when it was about to be made as a movie, I was thrilled and my expectations grew up manifold.

Its a two part series. Even the second part was published a few months later in order to coincide with the name – Pirivom Santhippom (we shall depart, we shall meet). I will try to give the gist of the story .

It revolves around two characters. Raghu, a young college graduate falls in love with a innocent 19 year old Madhu, who never takes decisions by herself. They meet up in Ambasamudram, a small town in Tirunelveli, where his father is engineer and Madhus father is the senior engineer in the dam project.

Things move fast as they get engaged. In comes, Rad Kishen ( Radha Krishnan), a computer engineer from US, bamboozles Madhus family, marries her leaving behind Raghu. Raghu tries to commit suicide and ends up injured…

Second Part starts after a year, where Raghu goes to US to do his higher studies. Meets Madhu again, who is now sophisticated but with same innocence. She introduces him to Rathna, a intelligent American born desi who wants to come back to Chennai. Situation beckons that Raghu finds a secret about Rad which eventually leads to the death of Madhu. What does Raghu do after her demise makes up the climax.

Now the movie. The movie has been directed by Gandhi Krishna. Sidharth as Raghu, Tamanna as Madhu and Rishi as Rad are the main leads. Music is by GV Prakash, Camera handled by Jeeva Sankar and produced by Aascar Ravi Chandran.

Positives

1. The director has tried his level best to be true to the novel. I think except Karai yellam Senbagapoo, Sujathas novels have been massacred by Tamil Directors.

2. Using Sujatha’s original dialogues in lot of places. Especially during the conversations between Raghu and his father. “Love is natures way of ensuring pregnancy”.

3. Kitti as the Father. The fathers character is one of the most memorable ones. I believe Sujatha modeled him around himself. The practical approach, being paranoid about certain things, friendly approach towards his son and although practical the way he is sentimental about his son. Kitti suits the role to a T. I dunno why he is not given such matured roles.

4. The camera work in the first half. I love Ambasamudram and the adjacent places although I have been there only once. Its heavenly. Jeeva Sankar has captured the heaven through his beautiful lenses. It looks like a poem on celluloid.

5. Tamanna as Madhu. I was skeptic whether she will fit the bill. But surprisingly she did. The innocent face, careless expressions and the stubbornness. She has done it. You will hate her when you see her rejecting Raghu but she sympathizes you when she dies.

Negatives

1. Sidharth as Raghu was mediocre if not pathetic. Every guy who has read the story will empathize with the character because a guy never forgets his first true love. But Sidharth was as unconvincing that I could not even sympathize on his character. Stale emotions, bad body language and he could not even act. Leave alone acting, he doesn’t know how to cry on the screen. When Rathna says that I didn’t love you but I loved your love – I could not see a reason whether Raghu deserves it . ( in the novel Yes)

2. Music and Songs - why the hell do we need so many songs? When the hero sees the heroine – song , when they fall in love – song. And more over except for poovile, others don’t even deserve your respect. If the songs were bad, the back ground score was pathetic. GV can’t live in the shadows of his uncle.

3. Unnecessary Melodrama and Characters

Why the extension for markers character? Why the unnecessary suicide scene of another couple ? – to justify Raghus suicide attempt later. Why the character of Krishna in the name of comedy? Why Mohan Ram has to be a victim of 9/11 and give a lecture about terrorism ? Waste of time…

4. Killing some original characters and sequences.
The greatness of fathers character is best understood when he marries the dissolute servant girl. The director has tried to be politically correct. I think the Tamil audience are matured enough to understand Sujatha’s characterizations.
What happened to Mary? A girl who Raghu meets in US and the wonderful short episode.. What happened to the Vegas trip of Rathna and Raghu, which has some best dialogues of the story?

Although director wants to be true to story, he has yielded to the commercial gimmicks and political correctness which actually has killed the originality of the story. The success of the novel was because the readers fell in love with Raghu and Madhu. But I could not even think about liking the characters in the movie.

A request to the directors – when you take a novel try to be true to it. Its not enough to talk about Spielberg and Ron Howard, its also important to see how they make a movie from a novel.

Till now I have not seen a perfect movie out of Sujatha’s novels. I am waiting … He will definitely not smile from heaven at this movie

A 2/5 for Tamanna, Kitti and the boldness to take Sujatha Novel as a movie.

Saturday Review – Slumdog Millionaire

// January 29th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Reviews

What’s the easiest way to do a movie about India? Take a book about India, add scenes from Salaam Bombay, Black Friday, Mani Ratnam’s Bombay, City of God ( exactly in the same order) end it up with SRK type final scene in the railway station . Ahmm, forgot you should go back

I don’t think I should elaborate the plot. It’s discussed in length and breadth in lot of forums. You can see it here in wiki.

Let’s come to the review. The lead actors have done their part well. Anil and Irfan was simply superb. But the best of the lot is the younger Jamal, who steals your heart. I wouldn’t deny that the movie was enjoyable but even all other masala movies of India are enjoyable.

I could not understand why people make analogies with the other classics like City of Gods and Children of Heaven. May be because it took inspiration (copy?) from some shots of these movies. The Mumbai riot scene with the back ground score sounded very similar to Bombay.

I don’t understand the Golden globes and Oscar nominations for this movie. The back ground score was not even up to the standard of what ARR can do. The only award it deserves is the best screenplay award as he has made a believable screen play on a unbelievable story line.

Above all, I have my reservations on the plot. I accept there are in numerous slums, people living in extreme poverty, fighting for their daily life, mafias, terrorists but these make up only one side of the true India. There is another side of the middle class India, which buoys the economy of this country.

Danny Boyle why couldn’t you think of a movie on the 80+ young man, born in a minority community, lived in a big family with no money, became the leading scientist of India and eventually the people’s president.

Why can’t you think of that cheeky eyed, soft spoken young man from the suburbs of Mumbai, who changed the way cricket was played, who is the only uniting force of billions of Indians and still be humble about it.

Why can’t you think of that man who created an empire out of nothing with only dreams to ponder.

Is it because you can’t hype it up to get an Oscar or Golden globe? My earnest request to all those Anglo Indian authors, movie makers,don’t give a one sided portrayal of India to the world. India’s world is so enormous and diversified. Don’t make movies just because you want awards.

I felt so hurt when my friend in a foreign country asked me “is this real India, which they show in these movies?”
I was dumbfounded.

If such a bad movie like Slumdog gets an oscar, I could say only one thing to D: “it’s written”.

Aham Brammahasmi – Naan Kadavul Music Review

// January 5th, 2009 // No Comments » // Ilaiyaraja, Reviews

Bala is a talented director. He has this wonderful talent of making movies with strong and raw emotions. The other thing I like about him is his faith in ilaiyaraja..

Naan Kadavul is his 4th movie. Till now I consider Sethu as his master piece because of the same raw emotion of love and a very poignant ending. Naan Kadavul should have been made with Ajith in the lead. I felt very happy about the combo, because I always feel Ajith has been under used in most of his movies. But Bala’s eventual spat and his arrogant approach in Ajith’s issue left a bad taste in me. Anyways it’s unfortunate that they could not be together.

Now for the music album of Naan Kadavul. You can definitely find that proof why Ilaiyaraja is a Genius. It technically has 6 tracks.

1. Om Shiva Om – the best track of the album. Although I am a non- believer, I love Raaja’s devotional tracks like “Janan”. This one is of that cadre. It gets in to your heart and takes you to a different world. The genuinity of the track is so overwhelming.

2.Pitchai Pathiram – The song is from Rajavin Ramana Maalai- a must have for all Raaja Fans. But it has a freshness due to the voice of Madhu Balakrishnan

3. Amma Un Kovilil- Another rendering from Raajavin Ramana Maalai. I dunno how Sadhana Sargam could sing so good in Tamil when she sings for Raaja alone. A definite candidate for her next national award. A very poignant rendering with strong lyrics. A sure shot tear jerker.

4. Madha Un Kovilil – by Madhumitha is a short different version of the previous track

5 6 – Kannil Parvai Kaatril Alayum -Shreya Ghoshal is the modern day Janaki for Raaja. A sure addition to all his albums from her first song with Raaja. I think these two songs should be the sad love montages between the lead characters. Don’t miss Raaja’s voice in Katril Alayum.

A master piece from Raaja. Of course it’s the BGMs where he is going to take our hearts away. Waiting for Nandalala too with Myskkin.

I dunno whether Aham Brammahasmi ( I am God) suits the movie or Bala, but it definitely suits Ilaiyaraja, because he is the God of Music.

P.S. Why don’t producers sell the original soundtrack of Raaja BGMs like the way they do it for Hollywood Movies?

Saturday Reviews 2 – Raman Thediya Seethai & A Wednesday

// September 30th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Movies, Reviews

After the reviews of Dasavatharam and Jaane Tu Ya Na, there was dearth of reviews from my side because I did not see any new movies. I was determined to see two movies last weekend and I did so. It was a movie weekend for me.

Raman Thediya Seethai

The first movie was Raman Thediya Seethai. It was a Saturday morning show and I could find a host of families around me. And I could find a guy romancing a girl in the theatre darkness and not cared about the surroundings.

The movie featured Cheran,Pasupathy, Nithin Satya and host of actresses from Vimala Raman, Gajala to Navya Nair. The movie starts with a how can I say it in English, ok ‘pen parkum’ ceremony where the girl Ranjitha (Vimala Raman) rejects Venu (Cheran) because she feels he will not suit him. Venu, a normal guy who owns marriage card business has a sad past, where he had to take treatment for his mental depression created due to the pressure from his mom during his 12th standard. Due to this, he develops a stammering during high emotion moments.

After few rejections from girls, a girl accepts him for marriage. But she elopes away with her lover on marriage day. Venu saves the girl family from disgrace taking the blame on him. Manivannan, the girl’s father looking at his goodness wants to see a girl and get him married. In a depressed state, he ‘accidentally’ meets Nedumaran (Pasupathy), a visibly challenged, RJ and his wife Thamizhisai ( Gajala). Their love story gives a new lease of confidence to Venu and starts concentrating on work.

Venu goes to Nagercoil, due to the persuasion of Manivannan, to see a girl , who actually in a dilemma whether to accept the love of Gunasekar (Nithin Satya), a petty thief transformed by her words or to go for the marriage. Venu advises her to accept his love. He also meets Manivannan’s daughter and helps her to reconcile with her dad.

He then goes again to meet another girl, Senthamarai(Navya), a police SI due to the persuasion of Nedumaran. He soughts the help of Ranjitha, whom he meets again. But he gets in to awkward situation with Senthamarai and ends up in the house of Ranjitha.

I think I took so much pains to explain the story because it’s full of coincidences and screen play game.

What I didn’t like?

1. The length of the movie. It was too long and little bit melodramatic than usual . A unnecessary duet before the climax was even more pathetic.

2. The characterization of Cheran. A too goody goody character is a perfect poster boy for a idealistic view. But it cannot be normal person. A person can’t be too good.

3. The songs. Nothing impressed me except the one by Vidyasagar for Nithin Satya. Even the background score was very mediocre.

4. The story is full of coincidences which gives the problem of believability. Too many ploys in the screenplay.

What I liked ?

1. The acting of all the lead characters. They take your heart away. If Cheran was wonderful, Nithin was fantastic then Pasupathy was fantabulous. Vimala Raman and Gajala were apt to their characters.

2. The story is about a common man. I could easily relate to it because I am under pressure in my family to get in to wedlock.

What’s for people to take?
The crowd with whom I saw the movie will have someone in the family who will be in the brink of marriage.

The whole movie can be summarized by the dialogue of Ranjitha in the climax of the movie. “what I will know by seeing you for 5 min. I can see whether you are fair or dark, tall or short and your physical appearance, I will not know what’s your true character. When I knew it, I started liking you..”.

This slams the very basic thought of arranged marriages. I dunno how many people who have seen the would understood the thought shared by the script writer. A pat in the back for the director for the thought process.

Bottom line: Enjoy the movie if you can put up with the length and try to accept the fact that 5 min of girl seeing ceremony is not enough to choose a life partner.

Rating: 3/5 (Just for the actors and the thought process)

A Wednesday

The next movie I saw the same night after a big book shopping mania in landmark was A Wednesday.

A movie produced by Friday Filmworks and directed by Neeraj had two of the most brilliant actors in India-Naseeruddin Shah and Anupam Kher ably supported by Jimmy Shergill and forgot the other guy’s name (but brilliant ).

The story starts with Anupam Kher (commissioner of police) narrating the most interesting case of his life time, which is not in any case files. On A Wednesday, he gets a call from a anonymous number (Naseeruddin Shah) that he has planted 5 bombs in 5 different places in Mumbai and demands the release of 4 deadly terrorists involved in different blast cases in India. He even gives a clue for one of the bombs planted in the police station next to Commissioner Office, which police finds and diffuses.

He makes the police to do certain things and eventually the movie ends in a very interesting and striking twist. I would not reveal it. I want everyone of you to see the movie and you will know why?

What I liked in the movie?

1.Simple – Everything. From the brlliance of Naseeruddin Shah and Anupam Kher to the wonderful direction and screenplay. The strong acting performances of the supporting actors, the dialogues, the background score, the camera angles, technical brilliance and above all for the concept.

2. It takes a dig against politicians and the so called Breaking News Channels. And when Naseeruddin Shah comments on certain issues, its hilarious and every time thought provoking.

3. Why does Anupam Kher accept some craps like Budda Mar Gaya when he has directors like Neeraj to give him such wonderful roles?

What I didn’t Like in the movie?

1. Again Simple – Nothing. Except for the fact that why the director has to confuse the audience by showing Shah’s eyes and saying he could be the chief strategist of their group. A loose end??

Bottom line: A movie for every Indian to watch. ( especially the politicians)

Rating: 4.5/5 ( Should I give a 5)

Saturday Reviews – 1 – Dasavatharam & Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na

// July 13th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Movies, Reviews

Dasavatharam – One Intelligent Affair with Chaos Theory.

When you go to a Kamal’s movie, you expect two things. One, it will be different from other usual Tamil Masalas and it will make you to think when you come out of the theatre. Dasavatharam did achieve both.

One Man. 10 roles. One mega blockbuster with a insipid message woven. How many of the movies in Tamil have come so far which speaks about the future, scientific theories, extinctions, theism, religions….you can number it easily. This movie speaks everything.

From the anti-christ symbol in the head after his first injury to the skeleton woven hand tied to the big statue in the last scene, the movie is full of symbolisms. Even Robert Langdon will take some time to figure out things. And the names of each character, uff, Kamal has made a scoop of sorts. You can see only the names of Narayana Avatars as the names except for George Bush (a little research would even put him inside the naming convention).

From the initial “Om Namo Narayana” of Rangarajan Nambi to the atheism of Govind, he discusses the length and breadth of religion.

From the simple refraction coming in to play when Chris shoots Yuga in the tub to the complex butterfly effect in the last scene, he has spoken more science than a school teacher. My school physics teacher would be one of the happiest person to see the movie.

The different mannerisms he showed for each character was so admirable. The innocence of Kalifullah, the gait and the eyes of Shingen Narahasi, the lifted shoulders of Poovarahan, the shorter Krishnaveni Paati, the actions of Avatar Singh, the style and accent of Chris Fletcher ( I got reminded of two people, Robert Patrick of Terminator and Ajith in Billa…Dunno why) and above all my favorite Balram Naidu, he was simply superb ( Sir can talk 5 languages in telegu).

The supporting cast was carefully chosen too. You can see why MS Bhaskar is in demand now a days, Dance master Balram as the assistant to Balram naidu, Nagesh and KR Vijaya as the muslim couple, Poet Kabilan as the assistant to Poovaragan was a surprise and the best was Jayaprada. Wow , what a couple they were. It was nostalgia of sorts. ( How can you forget Salangai Oli)….

Now the Negatives

1.Asin, she was a literal irritation in the movie. Her character could have been better. She is shown as naive which was intended to be innocent.

2.Mallika Sherawat, a wasted stuff. May be could have increased the role. Although her personality suits for a vamp, some one like Ramya Krishnan would have been even better.

3.The most hyped make up in some places, Kalifullah and Chris looked similar. A lesser make up like Poovaragan was more appealing than Kalifullah. The hair of Shingen didn’t suit at all.

4.The most hyped CG, there were some hiccups like the frames were easily identifiable during Kalifullah Scenes. If time was the constraint, they could have taken some more months. We would have definitely waited for it. But it was better than lot other flying saucers in Tamil Movies.

5.The music was a big let down. Except for Kallai Mattum and to some extent Oh, Sanam others were not worth mentioning. Do we really need Himesh Reshammaiya for Tamil? And the back ground score was even more pathetic (Devi Sri Prasad). Kamal why not Ilaiyaraja for these kind of movies, he would have given a superb lift to the movie.

6.The Director could have said and explained the places where the incidents are happening in more detailed way. We had to identify and clarify for every place of action. May be he left it for us to find.

My favourite Characters : Chris Fletcher ( because of his attitude, the small 3 year old tiny tot near my home is calling “Patrick Anna” every time she sees him), Balram Naidu (just because of his sheer presence), Shingen Narasi – one of the best enacted characters by Kamal.

My Favourite Dialogue: Chris: Remember Hiroshima?
Shingen: Remember Pearl harbor?

It happens during the final stunt sequence. But only 4 people in the theatre laughed for it.

Rating : 4/5 Stars for Kamal.

Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na – Why it happens only in movies?

Will it be possible to make a hindi movie

1. Without popular heroines wearing skimpy black dresses and dancing to repeated tunes?

2. Without a love making scene?

3. Without crap called comedies – Priyadarshan types (one of my favorites becoming one of the worst)?

4. Without Himesh hooting his “ooooo” from his nose and Pritam like music directors copying tunes from International Music?

5. Without the Heroes uttering one liners as if they are James Bond and Ethan Hunt?

The answer can be yes only when producers like Aamir and script writers like Abbas Tyrewala join hands.

Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na is not as innovative as Taare Zameen Par nor it is rule breaking like Chak De India even it is not as extravagant as Om Shanti Om but the beauty lies in the simplicity of the movie. Its a very simple love story between true friends who don’t seem to understand that they are made for each other while everybody around them thinks they are.

But why it is brilliant if it’s so simple? All big things come in small packages. ( Even i am a small guy in height). The whole packaging is so good that you definitely relate to any one of the characters in the movie.

The story starts like this a group of friends with a new date of one of their friends are en-route to Airport to receive two of their close friends. The new girl is weary about the group because they are naughty, playful and never serious. But they start off to tell a story to her with a condition if its boring she will stop. And hence starts the story of Jai (Rats) and Aditi (Cats). Two close friends, so close that their parents think that they are going to marry. But Jai and Aditi don’t think so. They both start the pursuit of finding pairs for each other. Jai finds Meghna ( I have seen her in a Tamil movie, have I?), who doesn’t want to come to reality because she finds reality more harsh because of her parents. Aditi gets engaged to “High end fashionable dude” Shushant. Jai at last realizes that  his love resides in Aditi and not Meghna. The movie ends in a dramatic airport sequence.

It may seem simple but the whole beauty of the movie lies in the supporting cast and not the lead characters. The lovable parents of Aditi, Boms and Rotlu, who initially are in love with Jai and Aditi fall for each other ( Cute..), matured Shaleen and the joker “ Jiggy”. Jai’s mom character enacted by Ratna Pathak Shah is just wonderful. The cameos by Arbaaz and Sohail as Jai’s cousins is funny and fantastic. Meghna makes you to think about the fighting parents. These characters make the movie more lively, engaging and entertaining.

After a long time i like Rahman’s compositions, Jaane Tu Yu Jaane Na in his voice has a 70’s western feel and Kabhi Kabhi just goes in to your soul like a cupid’s arrow. Jaane do of both Aditi and Jai haunts you. I found from internet that the lyrics are written by Abbas himself and it shows why. You have to hear the songs with the picturisation, you will just fall in love with them.

Imran is a wonderful find. I think he should try something different from his uncle to reduce his influence. But he is more better than the recent dynasty launches. He will be rated along the sides of Neil Nitin Mukesh…

Genelia is in her own tailor made role. I think she will slowly get in to the groove of portraying similar roles and she will became the same like what she acts. ( Or is she like that in reality too..). But it will be different for the bollywood fans, who are bored watching skimpy heroines, who can’t act.

What i didn’t like in the movie?

1. The unwanted episode of Paresh Rawal, although it helps for the final scene.

2. The repeated episodes of dream, don’t we need only a few to establish his Rathore Parampara.

3. The BGM score of Rahman, he had some of his old tunes as the BGMs in the final scenes ( A few traces), he is not as soulful as his songs in his BGM. I am yet to see a masterpiece BGM from him ( Something on the lines of Mouna Ragam Nayagan for Ilai).

Now my favorite characters: Two people. One Naseerudin Shah – Jai’s Father ( he steals the show even if he is in a portrait), you should watch the movie and you will end up surprised like me. The second one aditi’s brother ( Amit?), he is interesting, the way he says that he didn’t leave her but she  left him alone was just moving.

My Favourite Scene(s): The two kissing scenes, one when Aditi realizes that she is not able to take when Meghna kisses Jai, the other one when Jai realizes his possessiveness as Shushant kisses  Aditi.

Will it be possible for anyone to see his or her loved one being kissed by another person? Thats painful.

Rating: 4/5 just because it made me to sing Jaane Tu ya Jaane Naa along with Jai in the final scene.

P.S. why the title, it definitely happens only in movies. We always wait for Mr.Gordot ( a person who will not come for ever, google it for more info.), and we never realize the right one sitting beside us. When we realize, its already too late.